[husband editing in the loft, which means listening to the same 2 second clip of audio over and over and over and over and over. and over. and. over.]

I'll just go up to the roof to work, where it's quiet. [pool party with approximately 5,261 toddlers in attendance]

I'll just go down to the lounge, there's never anyone there, it'll be quiet. [some guy watching a penguin movie at volume level 756, laughing out loud]

Going to stab someone. Soon.

Very soon.